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I did it! I increased my number to 6! 6 pieces of pizza eaten in a single sitting! New personal record!
Three day weekend, holiday pay for Monday, and free weed? Damn, where this job been all my life?!
You are a wonderful bunch of people who never fail to help a girl get off. I will continue to share my fantasies with you, as long as you continue to share your enjoyment with me.
Damn, I forgot to grab yesterday's boozy May prize. Anyone wanna gift me some coins so I can get an unlock? 😂
I handled more than 2000 1g prerolls today, and didn't get to smoke a single one.
I found a shirt at Goodwill that I had to have for work. It's an aqua colored T-shirt with pink block letters that say sober life.
Happy mother's day to all you gorgeous mamas in fu land! Enjoy your day, you deserve it!
I accepted a position packaging weed, I start Monday. Not sure how long I'll stay, but at least I have a job.
Got an interview at a weed packaging place. Why yes, I would love to make money playing with weed all day, thank you!
I'm rather aroused, but also really sleepy. Do I knock one out really quick, or just pass out? Might as well go to sleep happy 😘
Another satisfactory performance by fu's most envied side piece. Now to get him to stop the jokes about replacing my BF as my main dish lol.
Holy fuck, I don't respond to two messages and you block me? Dude, I hardly talk to anyone, get over yourself. 😂
Three more interviews this week. One of them has to give me a job, I'm running out of time 😬
Perhaps this year should finally be the year of the orgy. Probably not, but a girl can dream
I don't have enough time to be a mom, girlfriend, fuck buddy, student, and look for a job. I need about 3 more hours each day.
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