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Howdy folks. A little bit about me. I'm happily married to a lovely, tolerant, amazing woman for 32 years now. I'm not here cruising for trim. About 31, then 27 years ago, I helped deliver my son and daughter respectively. Spinne years later, as a paramedic, I helped deliver a few more. So ladies, I've seen your goodies at their worst, with a bloody, hairy, purple cantaloupe attached to a naked little ass coming out of em,lol. I've also held the hand of a stranger at the other end of life, while his wife of 50 years prayed at his bedside as he passed away. So before you categorize me with the douche bags on here bowling for beave, get to know me. Thank you.
Hi all. To the ladies of fu who don't accept friends requests from married men (Michelle), I'm curious. Why not? Is it because you think it'll cause marital strife? You're the bombshell that's going to make every wife rage with envy over a nice rack and too much war paint? Get off your high horse Pennywise! You AIN'T all that, and with that attitude, the bag of chips isn't even on the table...fat pimp out.
Gooood mornin my fellow fubarians! Hope all's well witcha, lol. Everybody please, PRETTY PLEASE go show my awesome friend AngelPrincess mucho love. She's in the dumps because she's having a birthday Saturday and thinks nobody cares. This woman is A-MA-ZING! She sacrifices sooo much for her family and STILL finds time to walk about 4 miles 2-3 times a week. She's an inspiration and a beautiful friend. I know my peeps got my back, thank you all.
Go! Go!...Johnny B., well, me. Fact, my middle initial is actually B. I know, crazy right? lol
Thank you all, for making fubar such a pretty place to visit. I got a feeling that if we got all the fubarians together for a party, that shit would be ATOMIC HELLA! lol. Have a great weekend everyone, come back safe on Monday, please.
So, let me get this straight. I'm supposed to spend money on credits, to gain access to a folder containing still pics of your naughty parts. I'm supposed to pay to see your NSFW? Have you heard of Google? I can search any and all flavors of debauchery and watch actual vid clips for days. Real motion and sound, and it's FREE!
To the stoners here, I get it. I used to STAY baked, couple years at a time. You sau pot's harmless, well, no it's not. When someone you've loved more than half your life, someone you support 100% financially, including their fucking weed habit, can't wake up for 5 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS to talk when you really need them, then yeah cheech, your fucking drug ain't so fucking harmless.
I need to earn about 380 achievement points y'all. Any ideas would be welcome, please. Thank you.
I'd like to thank everyone for helping me make it this far. I couldn't do it without you. Please do me a favor and show my #1, Jellybeans1972, all the love you have. She's an amazing person, the best friend, and she deserves the very best. Thank you all.
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