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I woke up laughing, must've slept funny. 😄
13 hrscomment
I got a survey from the electric company in my email... the first question is how likely am I to recommend this company to others? I laughed out loud, how am I supposed to recommend it to anyone if it's the only company to chose from? 😄 Stupid...
2 dayscomment
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming....
4 dayscomment
Ahh yes, the Tuesday that feels and acts like a Monday... lovely.
5 dayscomment
I'm so blessed
6 dayscomment
This bears repeating, life is too short not to be honest with other people and yourself... also life is too short for fake butter, fake cheese and certainly Fake People! No more lies and no more drama accepted here!!!
May 16, 2024comment
Sometimes I'm in a room where I don't belong And the house is on fire and there's no alarm.. And the walls are melting too. How about you? I've never been the favorite, thought I'd seen it all. 'Til I got my invitation to the lunatic ball, And my friends are comin' too! How about you? Don't worry, it's all just a symptom of being human..
Apr 26, 2024comment
Apr 25, 2024comment
Whyyy oh why does the Full Moon mess with me
Apr 23, 2024comment
Meh..
Apr 21, 2024comment
Don't bother with pokes, sending drinks or anything .. I'm not here, be back later.
Apr 15, 2024comment
Ohhh the trouble with tribbles...
Apr 15, 2024comment
Just me over here in my corner, spreading light and love and laughing at the idiots who shut me out. Whatever!!!
Apr 11, 2024comment
Apr 9, 2024comment
"Only totality reveals the true celestial spectacle: the diamond ring, the Sun’s glorious corona, strange colors in our sky, and seeing stars in the daytime."
Apr 8, 2024comment
Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow.. Why then, oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow.. Why, oh why can't I?
Apr 7, 2024comment
Wellllll Alrighty then
Apr 6, 2024comment
Life is too short to not be open and honest with people and yourself. Also life is too short to spend with fake people, fake butter and fake cheese, just sayin'..
Mar 23, 2024comment
I may not be Wonder Woman, but I can do things that make you wonder!
Mar 22, 2024comment
🎵 I don't even need to change the world I'll make the moon shine just for your view, I'll make the starlight circle the room, And if you feel like night is falling, I want to be the one you're calling Because I believe that you could lead the way.. I just want to be somebody to someone, oh.. 🎵
Mar 20, 2024comment
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