If you were a candy bar.. what kind would you be?

If you were a candy bar, what time would you be and why?

If you were a candy bar, what kind of candy bar would you be?

If I told you that everything that comes out of my mouth is a lie, would I be telling a lie or would it be the truth? 🤔

No, I don’t want your man! I’m not even sure why you want your man😂

My mind is like someone emptied the junk drawer on the trampoline 🥴

I am retired you’re not! Have fun at work tomorrow :)

What if the hokey pokey is what it’s all about? 🤷🏻‍♀️😁

Love yourself, and everything else falls in line

If I was invisible… would you be able to feel me?

Super Bowl weekend come on Niners! Let’s go

Don’t trust everything you see… Even salt and sugar look alike

If I’m invisible, can you feel me?

Apparently when filling out forms you do not write 'Yes Please!' in the box marked 'Sex' ?? ;)

What makes a girl go "mmmmmmm"? Duct tape.

~Happy New Year.. 2012... ~

~~~MERRY CHRISTMAS~~~

If I told you everything I say is a lie...would I be lying or telling the truth?

Apparently when filling out forms you do not write 'Yes Please!' in the box marked 'Sex'.. ;)~ Ha!!

The joy that you give to others is the joy that comes back to you!!