Ummmm.....I think you forgetting you the shit...everything is leading up to that point or beside that point. Carry on

Don't run from it

Taco Tuesday is everybody's birthday

Saturday is not over thinking it day...don't over think that

Flyday

Relax. Storms come and storms go

Don't forget the fun part

Some people want teddy bears....some people want to take trips to the forest

Is looking for goliath

Thought the meaning of hump day had something to do with humping

Tuesday is Monday Jr

There is nothing like returning to a place to see the people you know looking good

Go ahead wish me hell...wishes don't come true

Happy momma day to all you sexy mommas

If you can't handle me at my worse...I don't blame you. I'm naughty as hell :)

Be careful about threatening your woman with a spanking when she acts up...she might start acting up more #grinning

Yesterday was my birthday and I'm declaring today my birthday too...everybody drink up

50 shades of brown