I had love for him... he was once a good man. Then he broke my heart...
Our conversation this morning:
Philemon has this as a status"*inviziblez*
So I message him "I see you"
He comes back with some weird scooby doo saying, and I was like huh? he says no worries its from a scooby do cartoon I'm old....
Now this is where he went wrong.
A. never ask a woman if shes pregnant
b. Never tell someone you are old before you know how old they are..
Golden rules men should live by don't need to know why just live by them......
Also if I ask you if my ass looks fat don't reply with anything other then this
You are beautiful and your ass is fine!!!
It may be a lie but will serve you better then this:
I still love it.....(which means to woman your ass is FAT!!!!)
so note to Philemon when stating your old (at 34) make sure the woman your talking to is not (35)
BASTARD
love
Wicked